"... mishap on a holiday weekend, like a broken teacup in the rented cottage."
I'll miss out some words:
"The sugar coating on this fatality is so saccharine-thick that it obscures whatever bitter truth lies beneath. Healthy and fit 33-year-old men do not climb into their pyjamas and go to sleep on the sofa, never to wake up again. Whatever the cause of death is, it is not by any yardstick it is not by my means a [italicised] natural one."
That's going too far, isn't it?